…Another epic installment of “This Could Not Have Ended Well”.
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…Another epic installment of “This Could Not Have Ended Well”.
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Tiger Woods’ Caddie claims he did not know.
“It would be very difficult for the caddie not to know, but I’m 100% telling you, I did not know, and that’s that,” he said. “I’m a straight-up sort of person. If I had known something was going on, the whistle would have been blown. He knows that.”
I don’t know, man. I want to believe him, but it’s a bit far fetched.
In my opinion, not only did this dude know, but he was right there, giving him advise on which condom and what positions to use.
(via npr)
Fidel Castro Is Back in Charge…
After his convalescence, the ailing dictator reimposed his authority—quashing hopes of internal reform and détente with the United States.
When Raúl Castro became president of Cuba in 2006, he raised hopes, at home and abroad, that he would usher in a new era of reform. His brother, El Comandante Fidel, was struck with some sort of intestinal illness and rendered incapable of governing. So in stepped Raúl with promises to undertake “structural” change in the country. He distributed parcels of idle land to farmers. He encouraged young people, many of whom feel restive about their country’s system, to “fearlessly debate” the country’s problems. He decreed that Cubans could finally buy cell phones and computers, and could stay at tourist hotels that had previously been off-limits to them. When it came to relations with the United States, he said last April, “We are prepared to discuss everything—human rights, freedom of the press, political prisoners—everything, everything, everything.”
Read full article…
(via newsweek)
Zombieland - 4 Stars
So, I finally watched this lovely little film. My thoughts in one word:
Holy-fuck-Woody-Harrelson-is-the-fucking-man.
Now, I realize that my rating may be a bit biased since I’m a zombie film freak. I love them. Can’t get enough of then, but biases aside, this movie fucking rocks.
It lost one star due to the fact that the main character, Columbus, seemed to have been making a Michael Cera impression throughout the film. Although it was a pretty damn good Cera impression, I kept asking why? Cera, while awesome, plays the same character in every movie he makes. We get enough of him as it is. We don’t need other people being type casted as him. That just seemed too weird for me. I half expected to see Seth Rogen or Jonah Hill at every turn.
Anyway, other than that, it was pure cinematic gold. Harrelson, as mentioned before, kicked ass, both figuratively and literally. There was also great Bill Murray Cameo. I love Bill Murray.
The other thing I loved is that there was no gratuitous killing of main characters. I absolutely hate it when writers feel like they have to kill the the hero or his mentor or whoever else they’ve spent 2 hours trying to make you like. It’s bullshit. I hate it… But then again, I guess we can just blame that on that asshole Shakespeare. Fuck him and his tragedies.
All in all, this movie was a fast paced, funny, action packed and very well written little gem. I thoroughly enjoyed it and highly recommend it.
These are my thoughts. Feel free to disagree, but you’ll probably be wrong.
The Puzzleboard (EURO 20/each board) by design studio OOOMS.
Each board can be used on its own, as a cutting board, a serving plate, or put some boards together and you have super-sized your workspace. It’s ideal for cutting those long baguettes!
(via likecool)
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I loved the statement they released:
“The members of Team Canada apologize if their on-ice celebrations, after fans had left the building, have offended anyone,”
lol That’s like saying: “We’re sorry if we offended anyone, even though there was no one there to offend.”
In other words, RELAX!
Anyway, when asked to comment, Michael Phelps said: “Dude, where’s my car?”
Quite possibly the most amazing blog (maybe even website) design I’ve ever seen… It’s sweet nasty!
Incidentally, sweet nasty is my word of the week…
Interesting… Most of the bands I’d like to watch are in small print. (‘cept for Jay-Z and Thom Yorke, of course.)
The Umbuster
FINALLY, an answer to the age-old question of what accessory to bring to a rainy day fist-fight!
(via werd)
I gauge how cool things are by how much they affect my productivity. This here pen would make my productivity drop by at least 79%, making it AWSOOOOOME!
(the word awesome should of course be read in a high-pitch, singy-songy way.)
Derived from the natural inclination to flip and play with pens, BaliYo is simultaneously a toy and pen designed to maximize hand-eye coordination with its three-piece twirl-able construction.
The center piece, a functioning ballpoint pen connected to two parallel arms, means that the symmetrically-sized pieces swing and rotate, changing speed and exertion as you play. The cleverly designed BaliYo structure allows for a number of engaging tricks, including two-handed, aerials, spins and quick flips for hours of carefree fun.
(via coolhunting)
